GPOYW on a bus edition
Flirtworking: a conversation in which you have not yet decided if you are flirting or networking.
this is Domains Hoek my favorite bar!If you play “Sex On Fire” I will skip it. - mgmt
(via wired)
begging for a sign next to it that reads
If you play “Electric Feel” I will skip it. - kings of leon
- Julia: I like you because you are a bad boy with a heart of gold.
- Me: I don't have a heart of gold and I am getting better all the time.
- Julia: ok you have a heart of tungsten.
- Me: I have a heart of fool's gold.
Every morning on spring street this guy asks me for money, trying to play to my sympathies. I am vindicated as this is of course, a scam… click on through
